chonklatime: whatsajuthika: happyproletariat: Hey, fellas. Try this new pick up line the next time you meet a nice girl:“Did it hurt?”“Did what hurt?”“When you casted off the shackles of patriarchy, ushering in the 19th amendment so that you, an equal citizen of this republic, may choose your leaders… after you fell from heaven” ^This is amazing. Now THAT’S a pick-up line that would work!

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